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Eras To Live In, Ranked

The past was awful. It was a time of choleric ignoramuses flopping around in their own shit and killing each other for entertainment. I feel bad for everyone who lived before today....

by Albert Burneko|

|Mon Aug 31 2015

Hey, Father’s Day is on Sunday! Wait, you are saying, suddenly even more sweaty, confused, and anachronistic than usual—aren’t we in April? Aren’t we in April of 2013? No, we are not in April of 2013. We are in June of ... [fumbles with phone for five embarrassing minutes] oh, wow, 2015! that’s bana...

by Albert Burneko|

|Fri Jun 19 2015

Some <i>Simpsons</i> Characters Voiced By Harry Shearer, Ranked

The Simpsons has been a lousy, vaguely depressing hood ornament for FOX for far longer, by now, than it ever was a good TV show, but when it was a good TV show, it was among the greatest television comedies ever made. Harry Shearer, the brilliant comedic and voice actor who announced his departure f...

by Albert Burneko|

|Thu May 14 2015

<i>Mad Men</i> Characters, Ranked

1. Roger Sterling...

by Drew Magary|

|Wed May 13 2015

Birdmen, Ranked

1. Bryan "Birdman" Williams...

by Ranking - Sports News, Headlines & Highlights | DeadspinLeslie Horn|

|Mon Feb 23 2015

Meet Your Ultimate Super Bowl Snack: Nacho Cheese Doritos

Holy cow bells, what a contest! Voting was neck and neck virtually throughout the entire Finals of our Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Playoffs, with Nacho Cheese Doritos maintaining only the barest of leads. In the end, the neon orange chips stayed scrappy and took it all, with 107 more votes than toug...

by Jolie Kerr|

|Wed Sep 28 2016

It Is Time To Crown The Ultimate Super Bowl Snack. VOTE VOTE VOTE!

It comes down to this, a battle of the triangular, compressed corn chip: The final matchup in our Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Playoffs pits two number 1 seeds, Nacho Cheese Doritos and Tortilla Chips, against one another....

by Jolie Kerr|

|Wed Sep 28 2016

Rappers On Instagram, Ranked

Rap Instagram is a useful tool, because how else would you know 2 Chainz recently procured a drone or Rick Ross went on vacation with Bun B? It is a place to find out new things about your favorite hip-hop stars and to see their personalities flourish. But some of these guys and gals are better ...

by Leslie Horn|

|Tue Jan 27 2015

The Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Semifinals Start NOW. VOTE!

You God-damned animals voted Ridged Chips out? In favor of Kettle Chips??? What kind of perversion is this? Fine, you know what? Go scratch, more Ruffles for me....

by Jolie Kerr|

|Wed Sep 28 2016

ESPN's Chad Ford Has Been Retroactively Editing Draft Boards For Years

This website has been using ESPN NBA analyst Chad Ford as a punching bag for nearly ten years. And we don't feel a bit sorry for it after discovering tonight (upon unearthing by those Reddit rapscallions) that Ford has been retroactively re-ranking his NBA draft boards years after the fact....

by Timothy Burke|

|Sun Jan 25 2015

The Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Divisional Finals Are Upon Us. VOTE!

Big Peanut took a page out of Big Avocado's playbook, attempting to throw my bracket by ginning up Twitter support. Big Peanut did not succeed....

by Jolie Kerr|

|Wed Sep 28 2016

Ranking - Sports News, Headlines & Highlights | DeadspinRound 2 Of The Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Playoffs Starts NOW! Vote!

Cheese & Crackers very nearly pulled off a huge upset. The 8-seed, matched up against football snack staple Nacho Cheese Doritos, was almost left off the bracket entirely because your bracketeer thought it perhaps a touch too bougie for this exercise. Which is insane, when you consider that the sa...

by Jolie Kerr|

|Wed Sep 28 2016

The Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Playoffs Start Now. VOTE!

The Super Bowl is a grand time for food. All those New Year's Resolutions about eating right, getting fit, and drinking less go out the window just in time for nimble fingers to set to work crafting the perfect snack stadium or dialing Dominos....

by Jolie Kerr|

|Wed Sep 28 2016

Christmas Songs, Ranked

Hark! The herald bloggers rank the Christmas jams. O come, let us rejoice them....

by Albert Burneko|

|Fri Dec 19 2014

Bobby Shmurda's Guns, Ranked

1. Cricket...

by Greg Howard|

|Fri Dec 19 2014

South Dakota High School Wrestler Names, Ranked

Yesterday we brought you the 2015 Lacrosse All-Name Team, featuring such standouts as Deemer Class, Addington Elliot, and Brickman House....

by Kevin Draper|

|Thu Dec 18 2014

Fictional Lasers, Ranked

So the Navy has a laser cannon now. It's cool, I guess, except that it does not shoot any beams of light or make a "pew pew" noise or do any of the cool shit that a laser is supposed to do, really. Fictional lasers are much better. This is a ranking of fictional lasers....

by Tom Ley|

|Thu Dec 11 2014

Terms For Sweet Carbonated Beverages, Ranked

1. Soda...

by Albert Burneko|

|Wed Sep 28 2016

Doctoral Degrees, Ranked By Legitimacy

1. Medical doctor (M.D.)...

by Timothy Burke|

|Fri Nov 21 2014

Times Of Day To Have Some Damn Peace And Quiet Around Here, Ranked

When you are a Sad Dad, one of the things you spend the most time pining for—after, like, an actual grown-up date with your spouse, a window of more than five minutes in which to take a shower, and relief from the constant background awareness of your own bottomless inadequacy—is some damn peace and...

by Albert Burneko|

|Mon Nov 17 2014

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